Ok, these are not my photos from the concert last night, I got them off the Nickelback webpage and not even sure if I'm supposed to do that, but hey, it's all in good fun!
So, I was at this little concert last night. No big deal. Someone called Nickelback and then a few little bands that opened called 3 Days Grace and Hoobastank!!
I was SO excited. I think I screamed the ENTIRE time! I danced, I sang and then.... a really tall guy stood on the bleacher in front of me and that was the end of it. I could kinda see around him if I contorted my body a little. Why am I such a wuss when it comes to confronting people. Why couldn't I just say, Hey Buddy! Get down I can't see!!!
So here's my list of really weird things that happened last night:
1) Guy in front of me, really ugly, really old (like 40ish), who only knew a few of the band's songs that they play all the time on the radio, has to get really drunk and stand on the bleacher so that I couldn't see the band. WHY WHY WHY do I attract the wacko drunks?! Everywhere I go, ball games, festivals, everywhere. They are drawn to me. Yes, dude, we all love the "I love your pants around your feet...." song, but you are SO not getting laid any time soon, so give it up!
2) I have been to many a rock concert, but never have I seen such a mix of people except for at the Rolling Stones. How do old people even know who Nickelback is? Isn't this, like, young people music? And why did I get stuck in the old people section where everyone just stands there and doesn't know what devil horns are when Chad asks us to throw them up in the air?
3) And the number one, can't be beat oddity of the night was the pig head. Yes, I said pig head, as in, a guy walking around with a real pig head, EATING it! At first I thought it was one of those whole chickens. But nope... it was indeed the head of a pig and he was eating it. He actually even had a date! Why would any woman subject herself to being seen with a guy gnawing on a pig snout? When we saw him later in the night it was picked clean so that he was proudly brandishing a pig skull! He SO did NOT get laid last night!!!!!